3 Ways to Massage Your What??

It may have been too cold out to run... think my brain got chilled. I came in sat down with a drink and looked at an ad on my Facebook page that had a pretty woman on it and I could swear it read "3 ways to massage your STICK" :/   ...I was thinking "why in the world would they put that on here?" Then I looked at it closer and it clearly read "3 ways to make your message STICK"... my bad...