Showing posts with label food mishaps. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food mishaps. Show all posts

Thursday, October 11, 2012

You Know You've Been Sleep Walking When...

I had a weird dream last night that I was watching TV and thought it would be a good idea to try peanuts in my caffeine free Diet Pepsi. I could recall the taste and everything, which wasn't that bad actually. However, that is until... I woke up on the couch this morning and there was my caffeine free Diet Pepsi that I was drinking while watching TV the night before...   with peanuts in it.






What is really disturbing is that I actually would have thought it was a dream if I didn't find the peanuts the next morning.  Once after I went to bed I woke up in the middle of the night downstairs on the couch with a half eaten pretzel in my hand!  I wonder what the hell else I do in my sleep that I don't know about...

Friday, September 21, 2012

You Know You Are Having a Bad Night When...

You buy a handmade boxed pizza at the grocery store for dinner...  then it slides out of the end of the box when you are getting it out of the car!