Ginger Snaps and Pumpkin Spice Coffee

Happiness... sometimes can be defined as ginger snaps dipped in pumpkin spice coffee on a Fall evening.  Yummmm...

You Know You've Been Sleep Walking When...

I had a weird dream last night that I was watching TV and thought it would be a good idea to try peanuts in my caffeine free Diet Pepsi. I could recall the taste and everything, which wasn't that bad actually. However, that is until... I woke up on the couch this morning and there was my caffeine free Diet Pepsi that I was drinking while watching TV the night before...   with peanuts in it.

What is really disturbing is that I actually would have thought it was a dream if I didn't find the peanuts the next morning.  Once after I went to bed I woke up in the middle of the night downstairs on the couch with a half eaten pretzel in my hand!  I wonder what the hell else I do in my sleep that I don't know about...

I will not touch the Oreos... I will not touch the Oreos... I will not touch the Oreos...

There are times where our will power must conquer all...

I will not touch the Oreos...  I will NOT touch the Oreos...   I WILL NOT TOUCH the OREOS D*MMIT!...

Why do they have to taste so darn good?    ...the horror... the horror... the horror...

You Know You Are Having a Bad Night When...

You buy a handmade boxed pizza at the grocery store for dinner...  then it slides out of the end of the box when you are getting it out of the car! 

Teenagers Claiming There Isn't Anything to Eat in the House

Teenagers claiming there isn't anything to eat in the house...  then you check and there is all kinds of food everywhere.  Then you say to them "You mean there is nothing that you want to eat??"

It also goes along the line of coming up with something to complain about when they are bored and have nothing else to do...